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12/29/99: "Ramon Has an Ugly Imagination"

Ramon: "Kiron's in Paris and my guess would be that he's disguised as me and raping little girls."
Now that's uncalled-for.

Ramon: "Fine? The Hotel is Fine? ... If there's a problem, let me know."
Ramon takes his hotel management very seriously.

Brigit: "You're fine, Tobias is fine, Kiron's uncle is fine,...maybe we can call this off before more harm is done."
Kiron (aside): "Brigit is such a chick."

Ramon: "I've never tried to kill Brigit."

Merlin: "I got an internet going, but it's nothing great,... now you can get cross-shadow internet porn."

Brigit: "Have you been to Paris lately?"
Merlin: "No, not lately."
Brigit: "Well, Kiron is there, and Ramon is waiting in ambush with hotel security..."

And of course there was our digression on Trump prank calls:

"Do you have Prince Benedict in a can?"

"Is your refrigerator running?"
"No, I'm in a Low-Tech Shadow."

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