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Ramon: I'll seek an urchin, give him tuppence, and send him to seek a solicitor.
GM: There are no urchins here.
Ramon: OK, I'll seek an urchin in Shadow, bring him back, and give him a tuppence and tell him to seek a solicitor.
GM: Well, there aren't really any solicitors, either.
Ramon: OK, I'll seek a solicitor in Shadow, bring him back, and tell him to hide.
Lewis: I'll order the surf n' turf for two...
GM: The Smurf n' turf?
Lewis: ...I'll order the surf n' turf for two and Trump Llewella
GM: Except there really isn't any seafood in this Shadow.
Lewis: That's why they substituted Smurf?
Xenofal: I won't put a lot of effort into it, it doesn't have to be a masterwork.
Rowena: It's a cheap knock-off Pattern dagger.
Valentine: I'm just not enough.
Xenofal: I'm sure you hear that from Mesilina all the time.
Valentine: I crawl through the jello of Shadow searching for the banana of my desire.
Xenofal: You have never experienced butt fighting.
Lewis: Llewella says there are some problems in Amber.
Lewis demonstrates his knowledge of recent events.
GM: Lewis steps through the airlock and onto a beach.
Rowena: I look out the port hole.
GM: You see stars.
Rowena: I look back out the airlock.
Rowena: Interesting. OK, I go out the airlock...
GM: ...and explode in the vacuum of space.
Lewis: Now to call Ramon.
GM: Alright, put the vibrator back in Grover and put it down.
Lewis: He likes to sodomize muppets.
Ramon: I'm not sodomizing him. I'm pronging him.
Ramon: Are you still dating Mesilina?
Valentine: I wasn't dating her.
Ramon: OK, are you still banging her?
Valentine: I never...
Ramon: Because, if you are, I have something you might like to give her. But it's not clean yet.