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An Infinite Number of Monkeys

Valentine: So, now that I'm back, where am I? I wake up next to Eve?
Xenofal: The bad news is, it's not Eve you wake up next to.
Ramon: Yeah, Xeno turned her over to Caine.
Valentine: (laughs)
Uh, he wasn't kidding...
Xenofal: The castle was destroyed. They blew the top of the mountain off to get to the Pattern.
Ramon: But I won twenty bucks.
Valentine: What happened to Ramon?
Xenofal: He kept telling everyone "run away, run away," so he's probably fine.
Valentine: How did my robot valet do on healing me?
Rowena: Well, you now have three heads...
GM: The refugees are mostly being fed cavalry supplies.
Rowena: They're eating hay.
GM: Maybe she was performing your bris.
Valentine: I had a chest wound!
Rowena: She's just really bad at it.
Flora: Ramon was right.
Ramon: Aren't those the most beautiful words in Thari?
GM: Actually, you can't say that in Thari.
Xenofal: You have to say something like, "Ramon was less wrong than we ever thought possible."
Rowena: 375,000 channels and nothing's on. What the hell is this, topless beach volleyball?
GM: It's ESPN4000.
Rowena: It's Survivor with an infinite number of monkeys.
Xenofal: The problem is, no matter how many are voted off, there are always an infinite number left.
GM: No, the problem is, an infinite number are voted off the island every day, so there are an infinite number of follow-up interviews on all the morning shows.
Rowena: Bryant Gumbel and an infinite number of monkeys, tomorrow on Today.

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