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Giant Glowing Buckshot Jones

GM: "Are you ever going to run out of those [cheez-its with a picture of NASCAR driver Buckshot Jones that makes him appear to be about 15 feet tall and emitting an unearthly yellow glow, which Rowena brings every week]?"
Rowena: "Giant glowing Buckshot Jones is ubiquitous in Shadow."
Rowena: "I love how it says the box is collectible, too."
Xenofal: "The sad thing is, there probably are people who will collect it."
GM: "So, does this mean that there are cheez-it boxes with other giant, glowing NASCAR drivers?"
Rowena: "No, this appear to be the only one. Makes it easier to get a complete set."
Lewis: pulls out a Trump of a naked female centaur.
Xenofal: "But wait, Lewis isn't a Trump artist."
Lewis: "Lewis didn't make it."
Rowena: "I don't want to know if Lewis made it; I just want to know who drew the Trump."
Xenofal: "OK, I stay in my hotel room all evening and work on my spell, then I teleport home to sleep."
Lewis: "Wait, you're going to school in Paris and you're sleeping at night?"
Lewis: "So, are centaurs omnivorous or are they strictly herbivorous?"
GM: "They go both ways."
Lewis: "They must have lots of lower back problems from trying to graze."
 

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