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Rowena:"There's a problem with my room. The door is 37 inches too far to the right."
Ramon:"The lowest point of the campaign was when I asked Bridget how the room [in my hotel] was and she said 'fine.'"
Ramon:"So your great grandmother the unicorn, who you've never seen as a unicorn, needs some troops to rescue your great grandfather the dwarf, who you've never met."
Ramon:"This will be my last pop of the evening."
Lewis:"The decks on my submarine are laid out in the Pattern."
GM:"Your submarine [is] being attacked by giant squids and cars and bank tellers."
Lewis:"I need to procreate." Thanks for sharing.