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Love and Hockey

Lewis: "I change the fight between Barbarians and Undead into a hockey game."
Rowena: "…between Barbarians and Undead…"
Lewis: "I make sure the game is in the Barbarian city. I don't want the crowd full of Undead,… I mean,… there are a few Undead, and some of them have big, bony 'we're number one' fingers…"
Xeno's Rule #1: "Never threaten an Art Student."
GM: "Bleys looks like he's thinking about something." That can't be good.
Rowena: "Just because they're homeless doesn't mean they can't have fashion. Bring some cheer into their dreary lives."
GM: "Random's playing craps with the guards."
Lewis: "Hey, this is supposed to be diceless roleplaying."
Valentine: "I've been Pattern Tootling."
GM: "You have flown your Wyvern--What's its name again?"
Ramon: "Estragon."
GM: "Estrogen?"
Ramon: "I can only think of one person who's qualified to deal with this--Corwin. But he's off writing songs, so I'll Trump Valentine."
GM: "Your constant biker bar references were one thing, but the Disney references must stop."
Ramon: "I immediately take out my Trump deck and cast a fortune."
GM: "Do you have a slobbering Demon from the past Trump?"
Ramon: "I do a Trump casting."
GM: "What's your question?"
Ramon: "What the fuck?"
GM: "The question is vague, so all you get is 'Dude!'"
Ramon: "What does Benedict reversed stand for?"
GM: "It means Benedict standing on his head and still kicking your ass."
GM: "You wake up in the morning…and you're still alive."
Rowena: "In the meantime I'll go shopping."
 

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