| Height | 6-1 |
| Weight | 180 |
| Advantages |
endurance strength? temperament trump amplifier footnoting |
| Disadvantages |
warfare psyche? attention span |
| Good Qualities | none |
| Allies |
Tobias (son) Wallace Stevens (dead poet) |
| Quote | "So I guess existence precedes essence after all." |
| Height | 6-0 (varies) |
| Weight | 200 |
| Advantages |
warfare psyche? shapeshifting good stuff! l'audace |
| Disadvantages |
strength? endurance impulsiveness |
| Good Qualities | none |
| Allies |
Xenophal Uncle Cetra (Chaos geezer) |
| Quote | "It's very boring running a House of Chaos." |
Kiron blames Ramon for kidnapping his Uncle Cetra because, in a narrow technical sense, Ramon did this. Brigit talks Ramon out of killing Kiron and Ramon decides to give Kiron's uncle back. Ramon takes the geezer back to the center of the pentaverse to hand him over. Meanwhile, Kiron just happens to get the drop on Ramon and tries to plug him in the back. Then he launches an aerial assault in the form of a flying squirrel. Result: tactical victory for Kiron. Caught in the open with no firearms, Ramon grabs Cetra and trumps out. So Kiron makes a trump sketch of Ramon's son Tobias and attacks him. Result: tactical defeat for Kiron. Tobias drives Captain Chaos off but suffers considerable harm in the process.